Damn..put down the P-Dub...
Off topic first:
Nothing is more priceless than having your own personal "Pointy Haired Boss" read all of the carefully selected Dilbert cartoons on the outside of you cube wall. He laughs, says "these are really funny" then tells you there is still room for more. I know asshat...keep making bad decisions and I will keep posting cartoons ridiculing you. You don't post all of the cartoons...only the ones that effectively mirror the hell you put us through. If he only knew he was laughing at himself....
Now, on to our headline story:
Alittle background on the "P-Dub" terminology as created by our resident skankologist, Genius. Like everything in this world.. it begins with HMH (High Maintenance Hoes). I may make a post later detailing the HMH phenomenon.. but this description should work for now. Women who are hot as hell... and they know it (major problem) and give it up for the green or a lifestyle.... but don't consider themselves hookers.
Next, we visit with the queen of HMH, Paris Hilton. To my knowledge, she popularized (Thank you!) the trend of wearing short little pleated tennis-style skirts that ripped through HMH communities worldwide. This evolution leaves us with the PHHMH skirt or "Paris Hilton High Maintenance Hoe Skirt". This would later be referred to as a P-double-H-MH skirt for pronunciation purposes. In the spirit of Americanism...it was later shortened again, by Genius, to its current and most widely accepted form of "P-Dub".
As with every fashion trend started by celebrities, it next trickles into the higher echelon of wannabe celebrities who bring said trend into everday life. This can be seen in the bar and club scene while it is still a fairly new trend and still considered "cool". Next it is copied by the little kids who read about it in Seventeen, see it on MTV, or any other mass media marketing machine. This gives us the little 12 year old in the grocery store in a skank skirt standing next to her mother who happens to think its "cute".
By now it is a full blown fashion revolution and every store on the planet is carrying some knockoff of said trendy fashion. But this is also where the major crime gets committed by clothing merchandisers and producers. They start producing size 40 versions of the clothes that started off on size 2 waifs (low rise jeans come to mind [shudder]).
Which brings us to the present. Today, while at lunch, we gazed upon a 300ish pound girl in a P-Dub. This prompted Genius to promptly say "Damn...put down the P-Dub" in reference to our popular "put the fork down" comment. I, sadly, was not quick enough to get you a picture but I will leave it to your imagination. This was not meant to piss off any bigger girls..just to raise awareness that there are some clothing options that are priveleges...not rights.
Nothing is more priceless than having your own personal "Pointy Haired Boss" read all of the carefully selected Dilbert cartoons on the outside of you cube wall. He laughs, says "these are really funny" then tells you there is still room for more. I know asshat...keep making bad decisions and I will keep posting cartoons ridiculing you. You don't post all of the cartoons...only the ones that effectively mirror the hell you put us through. If he only knew he was laughing at himself....
Now, on to our headline story:
Alittle background on the "P-Dub" terminology as created by our resident skankologist, Genius. Like everything in this world.. it begins with HMH (High Maintenance Hoes). I may make a post later detailing the HMH phenomenon.. but this description should work for now. Women who are hot as hell... and they know it (major problem) and give it up for the green or a lifestyle.... but don't consider themselves hookers.
Next, we visit with the queen of HMH, Paris Hilton. To my knowledge, she popularized (Thank you!) the trend of wearing short little pleated tennis-style skirts that ripped through HMH communities worldwide. This evolution leaves us with the PHHMH skirt or "Paris Hilton High Maintenance Hoe Skirt". This would later be referred to as a P-double-H-MH skirt for pronunciation purposes. In the spirit of Americanism...it was later shortened again, by Genius, to its current and most widely accepted form of "P-Dub".
As with every fashion trend started by celebrities, it next trickles into the higher echelon of wannabe celebrities who bring said trend into everday life. This can be seen in the bar and club scene while it is still a fairly new trend and still considered "cool". Next it is copied by the little kids who read about it in Seventeen, see it on MTV, or any other mass media marketing machine. This gives us the little 12 year old in the grocery store in a skank skirt standing next to her mother who happens to think its "cute".
By now it is a full blown fashion revolution and every store on the planet is carrying some knockoff of said trendy fashion. But this is also where the major crime gets committed by clothing merchandisers and producers. They start producing size 40 versions of the clothes that started off on size 2 waifs (low rise jeans come to mind [shudder]).
Which brings us to the present. Today, while at lunch, we gazed upon a 300ish pound girl in a P-Dub. This prompted Genius to promptly say "Damn...put down the P-Dub" in reference to our popular "put the fork down" comment. I, sadly, was not quick enough to get you a picture but I will leave it to your imagination. This was not meant to piss off any bigger girls..just to raise awareness that there are some clothing options that are priveleges...not rights.
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